If you need a gift that's truly unique,
And you've tried every trendy, shop and boutique.....
If your favourite song, just doesn't quite say,
Exactly the message you want to convey.....
If you just cannot find that catchy slogan
And your jingle won't even get played on Wogan.......
If you're down in the dumps and stuck for words;
If all that you say just sounds so absurd..........
If you're tongue's tied in knots and you've lost all hope;
Just give me a call and I'll help you cope!